Wednesday 23 May 2012

Ever wanted to date a werewolf or a zombie?

Sips of Dark Desires by Tabitca Cope

 10 short stories of dark dates and paranormal encounters.

The advertisement read:
Dark Desires Escort and Dating Agency
Do you require someone debonair and mysterious to be your escort to that school reunion?
Do you want a beautiful woman by your side who will listen to your every word but not speak?
Are you looking for a partner? Maybe you prefer someone with the wild animal in them to liven up your love life?
Maybe you want to meet the love of your life and be taken into the bosom of their large family?
Here at Dark Desires we can match you with an escort or partner of your choice, no matter how demanding you are, we will leave no stone unturned to meet your desires. We specialise in the unusual.

Dark Desires Agency prop Ms Demona Dark
13 Barquest Road
Tel : 08000 666 666
Email : Darkasyouwant@
Voted local new business of the year 2008

When Ms Dark said in her advert she would leave no stone unturned she meant never know what you may find under a stone especially when some of your clients weren't human.

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